Sunday, July 31, 2005

Overacheiving Assclown

Dear god, what on earth was I thinking when I decided to go back to school? The professors have told me I should not be having this conversation with myself (let alone talking to myself) for at least 4 weeks, but as the title says, I'm an overachieving assclown. One weekend in and I'm wondering in what alcohol-induced state I decided that it was a good idea to go back to what could conceivably be called one of the most academically competitive colleges in this state! I am in a class of 88 people, of which I believe I am the 87th stupidest person in the class...come on, the odds are in my favor that there is at least one person stupider than me in this graduating class.


So really, the question is why? As you can see, it's been week's since I've blogged. In fact, it was immediately after my speech disaster (I can't cook, remember) that I wrote last time. And now, 2 weeks, 1 doghouse (yes, that is my dog's new house in my backyard), and at least 15 articles later, I'm returning. I'm in big trouble. I've got 3 individual papers to write, one team assignment to complete, and our team charter all by 8am, 8/12. And oh yeah, this coming Sunday is my 30th birthday too so that means I'll be spending that day writing f'ing papers. Oh no wait, I get to go bowling on a group outing with my coworkers that Friday, yahoooooo!!! If you could see me spinning my eyes right now, you'd understand that there aren't enough middle fingers in the world to tell you how I feel about that.

On a high note, I lost one more pound on NS this week. 10 lb. bear, come on down!!!!! :-) Not bad considering I ate like a swine at campus again this weekend and had pizza last night. What was different was that I didn't drink, which I think helped. That, and the coffee which I'm sure is kicking my metabolism into hyperdrive. If it weren't for coffee, I don't think I'd be able to have the faith that I could make it through the next 22 months.

Cheers to all, I'll try and post as I have time, but no promises. Y'all have been so nice to come out and comment. Good to see some people out there that can understand my pain!!

11 Comments:

At 8:34 PM, Blogger Bob said...

Glad to have you back, Samantha, and congrats on the lost poundage! I am sure things with school will get better. You just need to put that old brain of yours back to work.

I have a question for you. Is that the outfit you wore during your speech?

 
At 7:21 AM, Blogger Ashar Edith said...

...LOL

I know YOU CAN DO IT!!! SO stop winning... *wink*

Gos bless you!

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Samantha said...

bob, i wish it was but god only gifted me with brains...not "brawn". i'm a member of the ITBC...i'll let you decipher that one ;-)

 
At 6:28 AM, Blogger Duncan MacEachern said...

Samantha,
I love the Far Side comic of "Midvale School for the Gifted".
One of the best!
Love the site, keep it up, I'll be revisiting often!

 
At 9:45 AM, Blogger Burt Beanley said...

87, you have to be higher than that?

 
At 10:55 AM, Blogger The Husband said...

i must say i am very impressed with your weight loss plans and determination. keep up the good work and good luck with classes!

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger Will Irby said...

Set your goals high...that way they come crashing down HARD!!!

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger Bob said...

Gotcha! Hey, nothing wrong with that. A little bit goes a long way, right?

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger T.L. Barker said...

I doubt the 87 rank, but either way your humor puts you at the top of your class.

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

I agree...school sucks. Good luck with that!

And congrats on the weight loss... why does it have to be so HARD????

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Tiffany said...

Your blog is hilarious!!! Very entertaining!!
I've never heard anyone use the term "assclown" besides my ex-boyfriend and myself. I laughed when I saw the title!!!

Great job on your loss so far!!

-Tiffany (Tiff-in-TX)

 

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